Attention Everyone!

Jeff would like to issue the following statement:

"Earlier this week, I made a statement that could be read to imply that Rebecca was eating a hotdog that is derived from animal flesh or parts, otherwise known as a 'real hotdog'. However, she did not consume a real hotdog, but a tofu-derived food product housed in a hotdog-esqe casing. I apologize for my earlier comments and I apologize if I offended anyone with my remarks. It was not my intention. Everyone who knows me knows that this is not who I am. However, I will continue to push through this rough time and hopefully come out stronger. I apologize to my family, my friends, my teammates, and anyone else this might have hurt or confused."